Meet “The WWE Thug”

One of the two members of the the Goon Squad.

Name:”The WWE thug”, aka Bash bro #1

Height: 6’2

Weight: Thick and powerful 205 (post dump)

Intrests: Smokeshows, Gainz, WWE, and more smokeshows.

Things you should know about me: Must play one game of online chel before bed. Basically just the typical savage you imagine.

Favorite quote:

Therapist: “Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.”

Frank: “Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you’re supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don’t feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And, uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling… what? What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?”- Old School

Claim to Fame: Tryout this summer with the WWE

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^^Me at the top rope performing a Frankensteiner on some fool. Get this move right and that will secure my spot in the WWE

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