Meet “Douce Bigalow the North Yarmouth Jigalow”

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Name: You all know my name, Douce, Baby Blue, Baby blue for baby Douce

Height: I stand at a massive 6′ 5″

Weight: a hefty 215.

Interests: Of course Crushing Film. Throwing in some nukes with the boys.

Things you should know about me: Some consider me to be a god, mostly because I have the arms of Zeus and the legs of Posiden and the ass of Aphrodite. Im the best thing that has ever happened to you. I have better facial hair than Ders and I have bigger lats than T-Baby. Im a world renowned wings eater.  I also am a passionate lover. Yes, I went to Cushing, hold your applause I know Im better than you.

Favorite Quote: “Don’t act like your not impressed” – Ron Burgundy

Claim to fame: I am reigning champion of Home Run Derby.

This video is life changing:

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